Phall Throw 11:42 Tue Oct 3
pooing in a bog that doesn't belong to you
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A rather sorry incident happened earlier. I was in dire need of a massive shit whilst at a mates so had to make my way to his shitter.
Pushing said poo out not only hurt my anus ring causing soreness and sweating but after three flush attempts the offending beast still didn't want to fuck off.
Rather than have to explain myself I scooped it up with big roll and chucked it out of the bathroom window on to his lawn.
Now, as much as I got away with this when matey does go in to his garden he is going to see that it was not a dog or cat that done this but a human. Hopefully he just thinks someone jumped his fence during the night and took a massive dump.
I am not sure it was the right thing to do
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
J.Riddle
1:52 Wed Oct 4
Re: pooing in a bog that doesn't belong to you
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Cool story bro
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lab
3:02 Wed Oct 4
Re: Splatt!
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I’m calling faeces on this .
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joyo
7:31 Wed Oct 4
Re: Splatt!
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I think you're mate will get to the bottom of this
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Texas Iron
7:41 Wed Oct 4
Re: Splatt!
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New Ecofreindly Low water usage toilets not enough pressure…
Should have chopped/sliced it into smaller pieces…
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Coffee
8:10 Wed Oct 4
Re: Splatt!
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chopped/sliced??
This is not a recipe.
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GoalLazio
8:13 Wed Oct 4
Re: Splatt!
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Hilarious.
I was recently told about stomping in Western Australia that cleaners of Miners Dongers (portacabins) have to inspect for.
Miners come back to their digs after a shift and literally drop a log as they take a shower and stomp it down the plug hole with their feet.
Maybe you could have adapted that technique by using your mates toothbrush to squash your Mr Hanky down the plug hole
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Fauxstralian
10:37 Wed Oct 4
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Remember reading that Susannah Constantine (Trinny & Susannah) laid an enormous log at a royal event and Princess Margaret turned up with an ivory handled cake slice to chop the offending doings into flushable portions.
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/susannah-constantine-princess-margaret-toilet-b2200716.html
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Side of Ham
10:42 Wed Oct 4
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This was a scenario on a recent Australian comedy on bbc two where a dog gets run over….
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GoalLazio
11:20 Wed Oct 4
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Mr Burns dumped his peppledashed shitter in the public courtyard of his millionaire apartment I tend to recall years back when re-fitting out his bathrooms. Beast
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Bungo
11:41 Wed Oct 4
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At this point, I feel I should add my (real) anecdote about the bloke stuck in a flat late at night with no access to the loo, and what happened then with the kitchen sink and the potato masher.
But maybe I won't.🤢
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Cheezey Bell-End
1:50 Wed Oct 4
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I once went into a cubicle at work about 30 years ago to find someone had smeared the words 'NO PAPER' on the wall in shit.
You missed the opportunity to do something similar. Maybe the crossed hammers.
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joyo
3:32 Wed Oct 4
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Sleazy Bell-End l bet that cubicle was in a public toilet with glory holes and didn't stop your scat fun
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PwoperNaughtyButNot
3:34 Wed Oct 4
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Why did you have a big roll in there with you? Juts returned from Subway?
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Cheezey Bell-End
5:01 Wed Oct 4
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Still going with that crap are you Joyce..
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icwhs
5:21 Wed Oct 4
Re: pooing in a bog that doesn't belong to you DIDN’T HAPPEN
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(nt)
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Come On You Irons
5:32 Wed Oct 4
Re: pooing in a bog that doesn't belong to you DIDN’T HAPPEN
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Mods, lock this SHIT.
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eusebiovic
8:39 Wed Oct 4
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Chinny Reckon 🤔
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arsene york-hunt
8:47 Wed Oct 4
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I don't like shitting in other people's bogs because at home, I use a bum gun. After using that, khasi paper just isn't up to the job. When I use an outside shithouse, the first thing I do on getting home, is to go and wash my arse.
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